1 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:59,000 .... to bring you a view of the real people in the West 2 00:00:59,250 --> 00:01:02,030 who are struggling to survive. And to survive 3 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:04,300 some of them have to do jobs 4 00:01:05,140 --> 00:01:08,140 that no one in China would do. 5 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:11,500 But what is life really like for these people? 6 00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:13,750 Are they branded as outcasts and losers? 7 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:19,110 Or is there a richness to their lives that the news reports don't show? 8 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:22,360 The Cantonese slang for the indigenous North Americans 9 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,250 is "ghosts." And these days 10 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,330 despite providing us with cheap labour and goods, 11 00:01:28,980 --> 00:01:31,580 they are more in danger of being invisible to us 12 00:01:31,900 --> 00:01:33,900 than ever before. So today 13 00:01:34,150 --> 00:01:38,010 we travel to Toronto, Canada to bring you a very special edition of 14 00:01:38,260 --> 00:01:40,260 "Window on the World." 15 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,000 [babies crying] Well, for one thing 16 00:01:51,740 --> 00:01:53,740 it's shown me the wisdom of the One Child Policy. 17 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000 [chuckle] For sure! 18 00:01:56,510 --> 00:01:59,510 [babies crying] 19 00:02:20,770 --> 00:02:23,770 We've been asssembling the same model for years. 20 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:27,870 I think the "Bobby" line first went on sale in 2036 or so? 21 00:02:28,620 --> 00:02:30,620 So we know all the tricks. 22 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:39,250 One of the ways we economize is by making the food ourselves 23 00:02:39,610 --> 00:02:42,610 instead of buying the cubes. It's kindof risky though, I mean you 24 00:02:42,860 --> 00:02:46,000 get it wrong and the caloric intake isn't exactly right 25 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:48,250 Uh, let's just say we learned the hard way. 26 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,000 We went to sell them and they told us that half the batch was invalid. 27 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:54,250 That they wouldn't certify them. Yeah, that nearly bankrupted us. 28 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Um, the certification process 29 00:02:57,730 --> 00:02:59,730 it's... it's pretty particular. 30 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,200 [snicker] Particular... He's the diplomat of the family! 31 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,480 [offscreen] So what did you do with the babies? 32 00:03:05,730 --> 00:03:07,730 Oh, the only thing we could do, really. 33 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:10,230 Trash the defectives and start pumping out a new batch. 34 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,480 OK, well, for the most part I understand the quality control. 35 00:03:12,730 --> 00:03:14,730 I mean, it's why they fetch such high prices. 36 00:03:14,980 --> 00:03:16,980 This is even by Asian standards. 37 00:03:17,450 --> 00:03:19,450 And it would hurt the brand if you were to release a sickly product. 38 00:03:21,450 --> 00:03:23,450 Or a product that wasn't toilet trained. 39 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:28,500 OK, honey. This lot's done. 40 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,750 Can you give me a hand with this folding? 41 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,560 Yeah, sure. [Babies screaming] 42 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 So, does the crying ever get to you? 43 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Well, there's definitely a hardwired response to it 44 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 you have to learn to suppress. 45 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Yeah, well I mean, it's millenia of evolution. 46 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Well, it only took me a few weeks to get over it. 47 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000 I guess at the end of the day it helps that 48 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,000 you've built up so much resentment. 49 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000 Yeah, you, uh, you can tap into that. 50 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Although it's just white noise now, 51 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 it's like the whine of a buzz saw if you worked at a factory. 52 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Yeah, OK, well, but our neighbours they see it 53 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,700 a little bit differently, though. 54 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:13,200 They even offered to help pay for sound proofing. 55 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,950 So, I mean, in the next few months we might do that. 'Cause at night 56 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:18,000 Oh my god - at night Yeah, I mean, OK 57 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,000 They, they can wake you up and it's pretty bad for the sleep. 58 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Pretty bad? Uh, huh, huh 59 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,000 The other night, I just about lost it. 60 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 I got up, I went to the workshop and I grabbed the wire snips. 61 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,000 OK, luckily I'd gotten up to go to the bathroom. 62 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,000 And she was just about to snip their vocal cords. 63 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 And I would have done it. In my sleep 64 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 I was imagining we could just reconnect them when they were older. 65 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Yeah, that-- Which wouldn't have worked. 66 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,000 No. It would have been a complete mess. 67 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 He's the sane one. [crying babies] 68 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 I'm Anton!I'm Toph. 69 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,000 And we are the Karrento brothers! 70 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,000 You gotta say it too. I'll say "we are" 71 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 and then we both say "the Karrento brothers!" 72 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,000 OK. I'm Anton! I'm Toph. 73 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 And we are the Karrento brothers! 74 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:34,000 With both arms. The Karento! 75 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,000 I'm Anton. I'm Toph. 76 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 And we are the Karrento brothers! 77 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,000 And then we'll, like, like, jump like starfish. 78 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Like "Waah! Karrento Brothers!" 79 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Impressed yet? Karrento brothers! Karrento! 80 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 See what he's using there is called the Claw. 81 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,000 He'll use that to grab the goss. [offscreen] The, the goss? 82 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:19,000 The goss, you know, the spizz? Nobody really calls it spider silk. 83 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,000 Yeah, Oh man, looks like a good grab! Yeah! 84 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,000 C'mon, open the container, man! 85 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Oh man, we will be drinking water tonight! 86 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,000 Lookit! Yeah man! 87 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Look at that! Oh shit! Woooh! 88 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,000 I haven't seen that much spizz in weeks. 89 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Nice! [laugh] High five! No, the spiz. 90 00:06:55,000 --> 00:07:01,000 Cool. Haven't seen one of these in a while. Yeah. 91 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 [offscreen] So, are the spiders still a problem? Or... 92 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,000 No, the infestation only lasted like a couple of years. 93 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Spiders died off ages ago.That's how cold it gets here. 94 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:12,000 Too cold for giant mutant spiders. 95 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Arachnoids, Anton. There's a name for them. 96 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Yeah, yeah! Arkanoids! 97 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:20,000 Or as normal people call them, giant mutant spiders. 98 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,000 As pre-schoolers call them, giant mutant spiders. 99 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:26,000 Whatever, professor, so I didn't go to high school. 100 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Anyway, they were only really a problem for kids. 101 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:30,000 They couldn't really take down an adult 102 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:33,000 unless they were, like, in a pack. I could take 'em. 103 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:39,000 Toph! 104 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:42,000 Oh, shit. I lost the Claw! I'm holding the Claw. 105 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:44,000 Oh, good. Phew! 106 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:46,000 Harry would have been pissed.I would have been pissed! 107 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:48,000 We would have to buy another one from Harry. 108 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:51,000 He'd of probably been happy. You're funny when you're pissed. 109 00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:53,000 You get all, like, red in your face, 110 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:57,000 like, "Anton, you broke the claw again, blah blah blah!" 111 00:07:57,250 --> 00:08:00,000 "You drank all the water! You lost a week's supply of spizz..." 112 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:05,000 I'm glad you find that shit amusing, Anton. 113 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:07,000 What do you see? Ah, it's nothing. 114 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:09,250 Ah, man! See, we've been through there a bunch of times. 115 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:12,000 So we probably got most of what's there. Oh, careful! 116 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:14,250 Oh, watch out there's something grabbing you! 117 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:17,000 Watch out there's something grabbing you! [laugh] 118 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 Let's go this way.Let's go down here. 119 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:25,000 We didn't check down here! We've checked down there three times. 120 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:28,750 Hey! Can we drink this water? 121 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:34,000 No, that's runoff from the factories. Awww.. but it looks so delicious! 122 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,000 Yeah! Fuck yeah! 123 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Think mom and dad ever came through here? 124 00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:45,750 Are you kidding? Back then the city was full of spizz. 125 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000 They'd never need to come out this far. 126 00:08:48,250 --> 00:08:53,000 Aw, it's more fun this way. More challenging. 127 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 [offscreen]You were probably too young to remember 128 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:01,861 when the spiders were first here. I seem to remember-- 129 00:09:01,861 --> 00:09:05,831 We weren't here yet Anton. We hadn't moved here yet. 130 00:09:05,831 --> 00:09:07,831 Well, I remember something about a scientist. 131 00:09:07,250 --> 00:09:09,750 Yeah, 'cause we saw the news report. It was the scientist 132 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,000 from the genelab talking about the original outbreak. Down in 133 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:19,000 Arizona or some shit. Oh, yeah. Scared the hell out of me! 134 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:24,000 [offscreen] So when did your family immigrate? We came here in the late twenties. 135 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:26,250 You know, with all the other European refugees. 136 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,500 And they were acrobats, so they got into the silk trade early. 137 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,000 Yeah, some people saw disaster, they saw opportunity! 138 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:38,000 [offscreen] Did your family face any anti-European sentiment? 139 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:41,000 Oh, uh, for sure. Mom and Dad got all that racist shit. 140 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:45,000 You know, dirty carny, go back to Europe. 141 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:47,250 Get away from us or you'll give us the monkeypox. 142 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:49,750 It wasn't that bad. You don't remember when 143 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 they held you down and spit in your mouth?! 144 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:56,000 Oh yeah. [offscreen] And, did he have monkeypox? 145 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:00,000 Of course not, we'd have never been allowed off the boat. 146 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:03,000 But whatever, they worked 147 00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:06,000 doing the job that was too dangerous for anyone else to do 148 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:09,000 and eventually we got our citizenship. 149 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:13,000 Fuckin' shit-heel farmers! Fuck! Fuck! 150 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000 Let's just, let's just go get some lunch. 151 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,000 Ah, you light it. Light it, man. [airplane] 152 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,000 We should like, take that tree and put it on. 153 00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:03,000 Yeah, cause, that'll work. It'll work. Don't smother it. 154 00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:06,000 I'm not smothering it.You're smothering me. 155 00:11:32,921 --> 00:11:37,902 I hate these stupid eyedrops. They sting, and they don't 156 00:11:37,902 --> 00:11:40,676 sync as long as it says on the bottle. 157 00:11:40,676 --> 00:11:43,426 But I can't do my job without them. 158 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:52,000 The GlideMat lets me walk around in-world. 159 00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:55,000 It's more expensive than a treadmill, but it lasts longer. 160 00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:59,000 I use a brush. I find the physical proxy 161 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:03,000 less disorienting when I'm in-world. 162 00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:09,000 So, I need to log in here before I can connect. 163 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:12,000 [computer windows]Let's see... 164 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:23,000 You know when you go in-world and signs and stuff are blurred out 165 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:27,000 for copyright reasons? I'm the guy who does that. 166 00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:41,000 The conversations are great, too. 167 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:44,000 It's like, straight out of an old movie. 168 00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:47,000 I was like, if you're so particular about who sucks your cock then 169 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:53,000 maybe stop going to tranny bars? [sigh] But that's Dad for you. 170 00:12:54,250 --> 00:13:01,000 [rewind] I was like, if you're so particular about who sucks 171 00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:04,000 your cock then maybe stop going to tranny bars? 172 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,000 I know, seriously! Chill out! 173 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:10,000 But that's Dad for you. Yeah, your dad was so boring. 174 00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:18,000 I remember this from when I was a kid. 175 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:24,000 This is one of the things I like about the job: the nostalgia. 176 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:35,000 System alert. Your limit of in-world hours has been exceeded. 177 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:38,000 [humming] Auto-logout initiated. 178 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:44,000 I gotta to talk to my boss about this. 179 00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:20,000 [computer clicking] [humming] 180 00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:41,000 The walled online access is pretty sweet. 181 00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:44,000 Means I can research products and clients and not worry 182 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,000 about remote attacks or transferable viruses. 183 00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:50,000 I mean, basically, I do work. 184 00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:53,000 It's just not the work they're paying me to do. 185 00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:56,000 [coin] [cash register] 186 00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,000 [typing]I make money at this job 187 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:05,000 by, um, mentioning products, mentioning brands, and, uh, 188 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:06,000 [computer windows] depending on the person 189 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:14,000 that I'm name-dropping to, [windows] I can make more money or less money. 190 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:18,000 I approach people who I can tell they would like to use a certain 191 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:24,000 product or, kindof fit it in that way. Um, not a direct approach 192 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:28,000 but sort-of a roundabout approach. I try to build up a rapport first 193 00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:31,000 Um, look for things we have in common, and, um 194 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:34,000 [offscreen] Drop brand names? Drop brand names. 195 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:42,000 Do you want a Timbucks? 196 00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:44,000 I love Timbucks![cash register] 197 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:47,000 I basically look for product opportunities. 198 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:51,000 You know, I see a girl putting on makeup. There's an opportunity. 199 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:54,000 See a guy with coffee, it's always a good one. 200 00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:57,000 So I go about it that way, pretty much. 201 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:05,000 You can say you're not hungry, but do they listen? 202 00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:07,250 Wouldn't know. I'm always hungry. 203 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,500 Seriously? You know, I've been on Slimgirl [cash register dings] 204 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:12,000 so long I don't really even remember what hunger feels like. 205 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:15,000 That patch thing? Yeah. Does it work? Oh yeah. You know, 206 00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:17,250 "You'll never eat again" [cash register]207 207 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:21,000 When someone's putting on makeup, you know they, um, they worry about 208 00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:25,000 how they look, so, you know, I have a good feel for these things. 209 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:27,250 I swear. It works. 210 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:30,000 The way these places work, it takes them a few days, 211 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,000 sometimes a week before they catch on. 212 00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:36,000 And, until then, it's pretty much ideal hunting ground. 213 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:40,000 I'm just "the new girl".And I can play that part well. 214 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:44,000 You'd probably play "the new girl" once a week. 215 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:48,000 Lot's of offices, lots of jobs. My agency's really good. 216 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,000 Really good at placement.So, yeah. 217 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:53,000 Oh, OK.I know it's complicated. 218 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:57,000 It is complicated. I'm glad you said that. 219 00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:00,000 It just takes a bit of getting used to. In fact 220 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:04,000 if you weren't busy tonight, I would love to show you 221 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:08,000 the lowdown on some of the ins and outs. Maybe over drinks? 222 00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:12,000 Oh, yeah, sure. It'd have to be an early night, but, um, 223 00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:15,000 Well that's... better than no night? 224 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,250 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. OK. OK. Alright. 225 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:22,000 Well, thank you. Yeah, thank you. OK. OK. 226 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:27,000 Oh, Tom? Oh, no. That's pretty common. 227 00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:33,000 It's the big "who's going to date the new girl" thing. Yeah. 228 00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:37,000 [offscreen] Pretty common? Pretty common, but it makes my job easier. Right? 229 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:43,000 Why? Well, I can talk about beer, 230 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,250 [background chatter, chill music] I can talk about anything 231 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:49,000 and they'll listen.I don't think I need to spell it out. 232 00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:55,000 Right? They're guys, they don't change. So 233 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:14,000 [chatter] doin' his job, but he's better than this. He's better than-- 234 00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:17,000 You still workin'? [sigh] 235 00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,750 I'm just trying to make sense of all these forms! 236 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 I just popped three Sharpeners [cash register] 237 00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,250 and they're still in some other language. 238 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,250 I know. Aren't they ridiculous? [giggle] 239 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:30,250 Oh! Well well well. I see you also enjoy a light and refreshing 240 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:33,000 grog of enduring excellence. [cash register] 241 00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:35,500 To Cheng Sao. [cash register, clink] 242 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:40,000 Luckily, sarcasm doesn't invalidate the impressions. 243 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:43,000 Otherwise, you sound like a robot and the client's on to you. 244 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:48,000 There's lot's of natural segues into product mentions. 245 00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:52,000 Stuff on the menu. Waitresses with their branding on their uniforms. 246 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:55,000 Ads in the washrooms you can just bring up naturally. 247 00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:57,750 The time's just gotten away from me, and I have to go, 248 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000 but it's been lovely, and I'll see you... 249 00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:02,250 What do you mean you have to? See you tomorrow! 250 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,500 You didn't even finish your Cheng! Mm. Mm mmm. 251 00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:06,750 A woman after my own heart. How 'bout you finish that for me? 252 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,500 Ah, I mean, who knows where that mouth has been, right? 253 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,750 I'm gonna just go. Thanks. Maybe we could-- 254 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:20,750 [offscreen] So, do you, do you come here quite a bit? 255 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,000 Oh yeah. Staff knows to go super light on the alcohol. 256 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:27,500 And lets me stash a change of clothes. 257 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:35,500 So I can say goodbye to Tom, and hello to Avinash. It's convenient. 258 00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:45,500 So, who's Avinash? Another client? 259 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:50,000 Yep. A little higher up on the food chain than old Tom. 260 00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:57,000 [offscreen] What does Karen mean when she calls you "the sane one"? 261 00:19:57,250 --> 00:20:00,000 Um, I don't know, OK. I'm usually the one who says, 262 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:04,000 you know "hey, wait a second here, let's think about this." 263 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:07,250 'Cause you know, she's the, uh, you know, 264 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,500 the brilliant, hot-headed one, and I'm more of the, kind like, 265 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:14,500 you know, the plodding stable one. No, she's usually got a point though. 266 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:17,000 Like, these babies are realistic to a completely unnecessary degree. 267 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,250 You know, like why can't they be 268 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,750 engineered so their poop doesn't stink? 269 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,750 [offscreen] Don't you have control of that? 270 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 No. Uh, they just, they send us the kits and we assemble them, 271 00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:28,000 and if we mod the motherboards at all, they'd be invalid. 272 00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:30,250 You know, God forbid some kid in China 273 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,000 has a toy whose, you know, shit doesn't stink. 274 00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:35,000 [clip] I don't know about brilliant. I mean, 275 00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:39,000 he's right, we do make a good team. 276 00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:42,250 Do you ever feel like you're wasting your talent? 277 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:49,250 I don't know. I mean, I'm very aware that we are lucky to 278 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:53,000 have any work in robotics, living in the West. I mean, 279 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:57,000 maybe if we could afford to move to the East, it would make a difference. 280 00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,250 But then, I hear of people who make it to Beijing 281 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,500 and their degrees aren't worth anything. 282 00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:06,000 They end up fixing ovens and toasters. 283 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:11,000 Anyway, we don't plan on making babies forever. 284 00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,750 [high-pitched drilling]That's not the plan. 285 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:18,000 [offscreen]What is the plan? You should ask Gary about that. 286 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:31,000 Uh, yeah, I mean it's an arrangement we have. She starts 'em off, 287 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:34,750 I finish 'em off, and it seems to works better that way. 288 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:39,000 So she does the initial assembly? Yeah, but I mean, it's not just 289 00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:42,000 put part 'a' into slot 'b'. I mean, OK, I've got a degree 290 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:45,000 in robotics as well, but I mean, I don't have her focus. 291 00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:48,750 You know, she gets into the zone and she can have you know, like, 292 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,500 a half-dozen babies up and crawling in a couple hours, 293 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,500 and for me it would take all day. So, I mean, the stuff I do is 294 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:58,000 important as well. Um, we've got shipping tomorrow, 295 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,250 so that means we've got the company rep coming in 296 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:03,000 and, you know, if they're not clean then they're not up to code. 297 00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:08,000 And if they're not up to code, we don't eat. Yeah. 298 00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:10,250 Karen hates shipping week. 299 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:18,000 [doorbell] Hey! I was pretty relieved 300 00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:23,000 it was Chao. He's polite and we'd had him before. With a new certifier 301 00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:25,250 you're never really sure what they're gonna look for. 302 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:40,000 [crying]OK, this one's fine. 303 00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:42,250 Please box this one and that one. Sure. 304 00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:47,930 [synthetic crying]That one. 305 00:22:48,260 --> 00:22:51,500 That one's been making noise since I got here. 306 00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:55,250 Uh, yeah, that model, it tends to leak a little bit. 307 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,500 Uh, that might be the problem. I'll just-- 308 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:11,500 You want to check it?[baby crying] 309 00:23:11,750 --> 00:23:15,250 No. This one's defective. The rest are fine. 310 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,300 Wanna give me a hand getting them loaded? 311 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:21,000 Yeah, uh, sure.[crying] 312 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:48,000 [offscreen] How is it? Pretty fresh. 313 00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:50,250 I mean, you know how gamey squirrel meat can get. 314 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:53,000 He's probably never eaten a squirrel before, Anton. 315 00:23:53,250 --> 00:23:56,500 You don't have squirrels in China? [offscreen] I'm a predatarian, actually. 316 00:23:56,750 --> 00:24:00,000 Really. So you eat, like, lions and sharks and that? 317 00:24:00,250 --> 00:24:03,500 Hey I heard the best bear burgers are exported from Canada. 318 00:24:03,750 --> 00:24:07,000 [offscreen] Yeah, that's true. Yeah? Ca! Na! Da! 319 00:24:07,250 --> 00:24:15,000 Anton! Oh. Hey! Nice! Can I eat em? 320 00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:18,000 No, we gotta cook 'em, man. Aw, they look good now! 321 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:20,250 Yeah, you remember what happened last time? 322 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:25,000 Whoah, I got so sick, Ithrew up for like an hour. 323 00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:29,000 Yeah, and who had to help you? I cleaned it up, mostly. 324 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:35,000 He was so pissed. Did you eat all the squirrel? 325 00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:43,750 You want me to climb this one? Is there stuff up there? 326 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 I don't know. I can't see the top, man. 327 00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:53,000 Hold it by the end of the cloth. I am. 328 00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:57,000 What do you see, man? I think I see some! 329 00:24:57,250 --> 00:25:01,000 Oh dude! Oh dude! Oh dude! [laughs] 330 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:08,000 Oh, dude, it's like, it's a lot! This isn't a lot, man. 331 00:25:08,250 --> 00:25:11,000 It's something! Exactly, it's something. 332 00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:13,250 Real good spotting there Anton. 333 00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:15,500 Feel super safe. Yeah, man. 334 00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:17,750 See, way back when, I wouldn't even consider that a successful grab. 335 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,000 But now it's... It's all we've got. 336 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:30,000 See, to make our catches just look a little bit thicker, a little bit bigger 337 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:34,000 we find regular spider web and you just kinda, you know 338 00:25:34,250 --> 00:25:40,000 you fill'er up. It's kinda, you know 339 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:43,500 it's regular spider web you can touch it. 340 00:25:44,750 --> 00:25:48,000 I feel bad about lying to Harry Yeah, I mean, but 341 00:25:48,250 --> 00:25:51,000 there's just nothing There's nothing else left. 342 00:25:52,250 --> 00:25:55,000 Gotta eat. It's pretty though. 343 00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:01,500 I don't mind saying this on the camera, I mean we know 344 00:26:01,750 --> 00:26:03,750 Harry doesn't have a TV, won't ever see this. 345 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:09,750 [police sirens] [noises] Stop it! 346 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,000 Toph, some times I think you're no fun. 347 00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:15,250 Some times I think you're too much fun. 348 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:18,000 Damn right! Ah, hey Harry! 349 00:26:18,250 --> 00:26:23,000 [industrial noises] Ah, man. Good hall today! 350 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000 We got some good stuff, man. We had to work real hard. 351 00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:29,000 You should have seen this guy climbing like a spider monkey! 352 00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:31,250 [laughter] Great, let's go. 353 00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:33,500 Alright, good. OK. 354 00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:36,500 What you workin on? Aw, some copper pipe. 355 00:26:36,750 --> 00:26:37,750 Can we have some of that? No. 356 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000 What would we use with copper pipes? 357 00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:41,250 I don't know, We could throw it at ducks. 358 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,500 What's with you and killin' ducks? 359 00:26:43,750 --> 00:26:45,750 I don't know, it's what I'm on to today. It's good. 360 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000 Ah, Harry's all right. We've sold to him since the beginning. 361 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:52,250 He's got all the connections. I sure don't know any architects. 362 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:56,250 What am I gonna do, call people at random in Singapore or whatever, 363 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:59,250 "Hey! Wanna buy some rare building material?" No. 364 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:01,500 Alright. Let's do it. 365 00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:05,000 See, I told you Harry. Good, good haul today. 366 00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:12,000 See, it's pretty good today! Alright! 367 00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:21,000 [beeping scale] Better than yesterday. 368 00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:25,000 What's the rate? 538, same as always. 369 00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:27,250 Same robbery as always! 370 00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:29,250 Do you want it in online time or water? 371 00:27:29,750 --> 00:27:31,750 Ha. Just give us the water, Harry. 372 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,000 OK. Here you go. Thanks. 373 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,000 By now. By now. Water! 374 00:27:44,250 --> 00:27:50,000 Guess that's us for the day! [offscreen] So when he offered you online time-- 375 00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:53,000 Oh, he was just joking. Harry knows we don't go online, right? 376 00:27:53,750 --> 00:27:57,000 Yeah, our whole family got screwed over when the Cloud was repossessed. 377 00:27:57,250 --> 00:28:03,000 I mean, all our data was there. All of it - network, legal, authenticators. 378 00:28:03,250 --> 00:28:05,250 Our parents had to start from scratch 379 00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:07,500 And I guess we've been strictly local ever since. 380 00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:12,500 That's right. Lo! Cal! Boys! Fuck the Landos! 381 381 00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:16,000 Easy there, Anton. I mean just remember who's gonna be watching this thing. 382 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:34,000 [groan] That was a long day. Long day! 383 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000 Harry seemed in a good mood today. 384 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:59,000 I like Harry when he's smiling. [train] 385 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000 No. C'maaaaan! 386 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:14,000 Absolutely not. 387 00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:17,000 But think about the documentary how good that would be: 388 00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:21,000 "The Karrento Brothers Take on the Tower!" We might even get our own show! 389 00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:25,000 "The Karrento Brothers Die!" Huh? That sound good? 390 00:29:25,250 --> 00:29:27,250 "Karrento Brothers Smashed to the Pavement!" 391 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:31,250 Actually... No! 392 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:35,250 God, it sounds awful. Go to sleep. [dog barks] 393 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:43,000 It's actually not the dangerous spots you have to worry about. 394 00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:45,250 For those ones, you're focused, you know. 395 00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:48,250 Collecting from the underside of a bridge. 396 00:29:48,750 --> 00:29:51,250 Hanging upside down or what not. 397 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,500 It's the one's that look easy like this one. 398 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:57,500 Lose your focus for a second, and BAM!, sidewalk jam. 399 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:09,000 I don't see any, man. You sure? 400 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:14,000 Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. 401 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,000 You don't want the gloves? [scoff] For amateurs! 402 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:28,000 [laughs] Bag it man. Yeah! 403 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000 I thought there might be some leftovers there. When I first 404 00:30:40,250 --> 00:30:42,250 started training with Dad, we used to go there all the time. 405 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,000 Back then, we were pulling bags of spizz, so we didn't sweat the small 406 00:30:46,310 --> 00:30:50,000 stuff. Toph was too young to come with us then, so for him it's 407 00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:55,000 just more "big brother magic." Luckily for us I got a good memory. 408 00:30:55,250 --> 00:30:57,250 I got a brain as sticky as a spiderweb! 409 00:30:59,250 --> 00:31:01,250 Still trying to figure out how I knew about that spizz? 410 00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:07,250 I'm going to the market, OK? I'm going to trade for some food. 411 00:31:07,650 --> 00:31:16,250 Do not drink all the water. [chuckles] 412 00:31:21,750 --> 00:31:31,250 [dishes clinking] [restaurant patrons] 413 00:31:31,750 --> 00:31:34,250 Can you just wait here while I talk to Mr. Li? 414 00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:47,250 Seems like you're having a trouble hitting your quotas. 415 00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:50,250 It's just that the system kicks me out after eight hours. 416 00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:54,250 I thought that might be the case. You're a good worker, Oscar. 417 00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:57,250 You get the job done. Thanks Mr. Li. 418 00:31:57,500 --> 00:32:02,250 But it's the bureaucrats in Shanghai, they want to do this labour equality crap 419 00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:06,000 across the board. Our people are trying to explain how it's different here. How 420 00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:09,000 westerners don't mind working twelve to fourteen hours a day 421 00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:12,000 so long as they've got a job. Exactly. 422 00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:14,250 I really shouldn't do this, but... 423 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:18,250 [hum of windows moving] [beeps] 424 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:22,000 OK, I've raised your security rating, so that you can login multiple times. 425 00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:25,000 Just use different logins, and you should be fine. 426 00:32:26,250 --> 00:32:30,000 Really?! That's great, Thank you Mr. Li. 427 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,850 Mr. Li understands. 428 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,250 I'm kind of slow, but it's just 'cause I want to do a good job. 429 00:32:43,980 --> 00:32:46,240 Some people think this job isn't that great, but 430 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,340 I actually think it's an honour to get to work on the Wayback Machine. 431 00:32:50,580 --> 00:32:55,040 When it opens to the public, people will get to watch any moment of any time 432 00:32:55,270 --> 00:32:59,060 in the last twenty years, just as good as if they were really there! 433 00:33:00,450 --> 00:33:04,180 For something that started out as simple mapping application, it's amazing. 434 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,850 Sometimes it feels like I'm walking around in a living museum. 435 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,900 [ominous sounds] [computer beeps] 436 00:34:11,940 --> 00:34:13,000 [panting] Yeah, yeah, 437 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:15,370 the class two Lando virus. The Doodleface one. 438 00:34:18,180 --> 00:34:20,580 [panting] No, I wasn't infected. I'm pretty sure. 439 00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:26,840 Yes sir, no. Thank you Mr. Li. 440 00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:40,690 [beep] It's time to visit the clinic. 441 00:34:50,140 --> 00:34:52,180 Do you find this shocking? The way we live? 442 00:34:52,850 --> 00:34:56,670 A little. I've seen pictures. We've shot in Zurich before, 443 00:34:56,870 --> 00:34:58,230 and it's not as bad as that. 444 00:34:58,420 --> 00:35:01,410 You can always count on Western Europe to make us look good. 445 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,060 [music] [chatting] 446 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,560 I met him and his friends at a mentorship initiative. 447 00:35:26,020 --> 00:35:28,920 I'm their charity case. Nice people. 448 00:35:29,510 --> 00:35:34,730 And loaded. Let me put it this way they fly to Toronto twice a year. 449 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:41,580 That's Kwan and her protege, Jill McKenzie. She's a switchee. 450 00:35:42,550 --> 00:35:45,690 Kwan's offered to pay for an eye-job for me, too, but 451 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:50,760 Avinash talked her out of it. He's got a Caucasian fetish. 452 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,980 I think the market prices are looking pretty stable for this year. 453 00:35:55,210 --> 00:35:58,010 They are. I'm actually hoping they might go down a little bit. 454 00:36:01,790 --> 00:36:05,720 Oh, I see, I've just a bit confused because United Mutual Funds 455 00:36:05,950 --> 00:36:08,370 [cash register] seemed to have higher returns in the short term. 456 00:36:08,510 --> 00:36:11,670 They do, but they're very volatile. Oh, OK. 457 00:36:11,850 --> 00:36:13,200 Thank you. [giggles] 458 00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:24,100 like it's a danger or somehow feel like you can't go back to where you come from 459 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:28,280 Ah, we already have a waitress. Oooh, I can tell you're the Kingsbro man 460 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,430 [cash register] at this table. Want to buy me a Cheng Sao? [cash register] 461 00:36:31,670 --> 00:36:35,720 You wanna go away?Want a prescription for that PMS, honey? 462 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:41,030 Do you want me to call the manager? Will you Chillax with some ColaX? 463 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,930 [cash register] Wow, one of those creepy product placement people. 464 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:50,700 Spammer. I'm amazed they still can't shut down the Nigerian spam cartel. 465 00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:52,640 How? They have a military. 466 00:37:02,670 --> 00:37:04,710 Are you ready to go? Sure. 467 00:37:05,090 --> 00:37:06,910 Um, I'm going to use the washroom first. OK. 468 00:37:07,140 --> 00:37:08,660 Do you want to bring the car around and I'll meet you up front? 469 00:37:08,890 --> 00:37:10,110 I'll do that. OK. 470 00:37:19,410 --> 00:37:21,820 [taser charging] [static] 471 00:37:36,570 --> 00:37:40,040 You people are so rude. You need to lighten up with Menthol-- 472 00:37:45,470 --> 00:37:47,690 [high-pitched wail] Now listen carefully, small time. 473 00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:51,690 Stay away from my people. You're queering the deal. 474 00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:56,960 I bought this in Quebec. Do you know what that means? 475 00:37:57,190 --> 00:38:00,760 That it... it has a coronary setting? 476 00:38:00,990 --> 00:38:03,060 [taser charging] Very good. Now if I see you 477 00:38:03,300 --> 00:38:05,420 around here again, I'll get to try it out. 478 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,260 But it's not fair Now you're getting it. 479 00:38:29,630 --> 00:38:34,570 So, he sent you home? Yeah. His wife called. He's on a short leash. 480 00:38:36,430 --> 00:38:40,860 Is that disappointing? No. It's ideal, really. 481 00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:45,340 Sex has diminishing returns. How so? 482 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:49,860 There's less banter, so less chances for segues. 483 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:54,540 Products are limited: condom brands, lubricant, 484 00:38:54,780 --> 00:38:59,050 sex toy brands maybe, but not that often with the older men. 485 00:39:01,570 --> 00:39:06,360 You know, there's more drama. Guilt. Attachment. Betrayal. 486 00:39:09,020 --> 00:39:10,810 [phone beep] Hi yourself, Victor 487 00:39:11,350 --> 00:39:15,020 I'm actually with my mom, right now. Yeah, I think I've told you 488 00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:17,710 she's at Bayview-Crest Hospital [cash register] 489 00:39:18,050 --> 00:39:22,390 oh, that's sweet that you thought of me, but she's taken a turn 490 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:26,810 yeah, for sure. No, no, the staff at 491 00:39:27,090 --> 00:39:29,020 Bayview-Crest are amazing, [cash register] 492 00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:33,310 she just wants a familiar face around. OK, then, you too! 493 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:41,640 Nothing like a dying mother to take the wind out of a booty call. 494 00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:51,280 [offscreen] So you mentioned a hospital brand. You get paid for that, I assume. 495 00:39:52,410 --> 00:39:55,250 Yep. And that stuff about the amazing staff, it's one of 496 00:39:55,490 --> 00:39:58,660 their core messages, so that also pays. 497 00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:03,910 Actually, that last mention of Bayview-Crest put me in the top 498 00:40:04,140 --> 00:40:07,590 three this month. Victor makes a lot of money, so even phone 499 00:40:07,730 --> 00:40:12,480 impressions pull in a lot. I might get a bonus. Thanks Mom! 500 00:40:39,776 --> 00:40:43,096 [offscreen] What about your parents? Your mom know what you do? Nope. 501 00:40:44,950 --> 00:40:47,390 [offscreen] What do you think they'd think of what you do? 502 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:52,450 What do you want to hear? Rough childhood? 503 00:40:53,450 --> 00:40:56,370 Daddy was farmer before the bottom dropped out of the gold market 504 00:40:56,510 --> 00:40:58,970 and then mommy was a whore? [offscreen] You just, uh.. 505 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,930 No, no. You're paying me for this, 506 00:41:04,210 --> 00:41:06,340 so you might as well get your money's worth. 507 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:11,380 What do you want me to say? What will really choke up the mainlanders? 508 00:41:11,630 --> 00:41:16,190 [offscreen] We want your real life. My parents aren't relevant to my real life. 509 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,380 Change the subject. 510 00:41:24,030 --> 00:41:26,880 [offscreen] OK. So, why'd you get the driver to drop you off there? 511 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:32,500 Well, obviously I'd rather my clients not have access to my real address. 512 00:41:34,270 --> 00:41:37,470 [offscreen] I mean, is that how you see these guys? Are these men clients? 513 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,750 Aren't they just suckers? 514 00:41:40,910 --> 00:41:43,920 Well, if I do my job right, and they never know, 515 00:41:44,150 --> 00:41:47,290 it doesn't matter now, does it? [taser charging] 516 00:42:49,540 --> 00:42:52,870 [offscreen] You bought that taser in Quebec? Yep. 517 00:42:54,570 --> 00:42:58,030 [offscreen] Does it really have a coronary setting on it? Ah... yep. 518 00:42:59,060 --> 00:43:02,350 [offscreen] Today in the washroom, do you have incidents like that quite a bit? 519 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,850 As often as I need to. 520 00:43:05,660 --> 00:43:08,970 [offscreen] What do you mean as often as you need to? Why do you need to do that? 521 00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:14,780 A girl like that thinks she's smart. Pretty face and a tittie billboard 522 00:43:15,330 --> 00:43:19,760 can make you enough money to pay for your clothes and your phone service, maybe. 523 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,380 But, um, she'll never be able to make a living from it, 524 00:43:22,610 --> 00:43:25,790 and she's fucking it up for those of us that do. 525 00:43:26,650 --> 00:43:29,310 [offscreen] Why wouldn't she be able to make a living off it? 526 00:43:29,570 --> 00:43:33,420 You need to have a bit of finesse. A believable motive. 527 00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:38,230 Any Easterner has a girl like that show him attention? He'll know something's up. 528 00:43:38,490 --> 00:43:41,770 Or his friends will if he's too stupid. 529 00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:46,250 Even a local boy doesn't buy it for long after he hits it. 530 00:43:46,990 --> 00:43:49,650 Not that I'm stupid enough to mess with the locals. 531 00:44:04,890 --> 00:44:07,330 Okay, can you get the fuck out? 532 00:44:13,810 --> 00:44:16,300 [laser] Oh, hey, guess she's got the lasers online. 533 00:44:16,530 --> 00:44:18,480 Your wife works on battlebots? Yeah. 534 00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:21,730 Hey, um, would you wanna take a look? Uh, I'm running late as it is. 535 00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:25,160 OK, maybe next time. It's really amazing what she-- 536 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,730 All military robots are done from the mainland office. I don't even know who -- 537 00:44:28,970 --> 00:44:32,060 No, that's fine. You know, forget I mentioned it. 538 00:44:49,580 --> 00:44:52,170 [offscreen] Why do you hate shipping day so much, Karen? 539 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,690 I just hate seeing them in the boxes. 540 00:44:56,100 --> 00:44:58,820 Until then I don't have to think about them like that. 541 00:44:59,070 --> 00:45:03,810 It just seems so wrong wrong that we're wasting our time making them, 542 00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:07,200 when we could be making unstoppable killing machines. 543 00:45:07,900 --> 00:45:10,830 I mean, instead we're making stupid toys for stupid rich kids. 544 00:45:11,070 --> 00:45:13,420 OK, they're gone! [sigh] [baby cries] 545 00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:24,630 Why is there a? Let's get a drink first. 546 00:45:27,010 --> 00:45:29,540 Just give me a second. 547 00:45:42,410 --> 00:45:44,430 What'll happen to the defective baby? 548 00:45:45,330 --> 00:45:47,680 I mean, there's a market for refurbished babies, 549 00:45:47,820 --> 00:45:51,480 but you don't get that much and it's not technically legal 550 00:45:58,220 --> 00:46:00,870 [baby crying] So Karen'll probably just salvage what she can for her projects. 551 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,120 [digitized screaming][horrible warbling] 552 00:46:44,990 --> 00:46:47,330 Karen said I should ask you about your plan. 553 00:46:49,370 --> 00:46:52,900 Um, yeah. This is a setback. 554 00:46:55,030 --> 00:46:59,580 The original plan was that, well, we have a bit of money coming in. From Mumbai. 555 00:46:59,820 --> 00:47:03,250 My sister's a nanny there and she's been sending us some money back 556 00:47:03,490 --> 00:47:07,990 and so we were thinking that between that and what we were bringing in ourselves, 557 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,520 maybe in five or ten years we could afford a plane ticket to go to 558 00:47:11,700 --> 00:47:13,910 plane ticket to go to the big robotics conference in Hong Kong 559 00:47:14,150 --> 00:47:15,450 and, you know, pitch some designs. 560 00:47:15,690 --> 00:47:18,580 So, the ultimate goal is to design your own battlebots. 561 00:47:19,750 --> 00:47:20,810 Yeah, well, 562 00:47:21,010 --> 00:47:25,340 making any robots that don't shit and piss themselves would be fine, to start. 563 00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,200 It's such an exciting time for the industry. 564 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,490 I just want to get in the game. Even 'Splashers, I mean, everyone 565 00:47:31,730 --> 00:47:34,780 just thought they were a flash in the pan before the African Division. Right. 566 00:47:35,210 --> 00:47:37,990 All that power in a single core processor. 567 00:47:38,460 --> 00:47:40,970 Lethal, elegant, reasonably priced. 568 00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:44,080 So maybe we'll see you in Asia in five years or so? 569 00:47:45,260 --> 00:47:48,190 Mmm Hmm. RobotiCon 2045 or die, right Gary? 570 00:47:49,350 --> 00:47:53,590 Yeah, well, yeah. Five, ten years. 571 00:47:58,210 --> 00:47:59,080 Closer to ten. 572 00:48:50,550 --> 00:48:54,270 So you guys are grow enough to eat and have some left over to trade? 573 00:48:54,510 --> 00:48:56,650 Yeah, we got a big patch down by the Humber, 574 00:48:56,860 --> 00:49:00,510 You should come down, we can always use help around harvest. 575 00:49:02,730 --> 00:49:06,880 Sweep! Sattelite sweep in one minute. One minute and counting. 576 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:12,720 Why's everyone packing up? I thought bartering was legal here. 577 00:49:14,940 --> 00:49:19,060 Um. Yeah. Three vendors constitute a market, and those are banned. 578 00:49:21,820 --> 00:49:24,850 Hey, um, what were you talking to Anton about before I left? 579 00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,920 Satellite sweep in ten seconds! 580 00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:31,650 Uh, well, he was just telling me how good his memory was. 581 00:49:32,220 --> 00:49:33,980 Tell you it's as sticky as a spider web? 582 00:49:34,610 --> 00:49:38,290 Yeah, that's something our father used to say, but more about how stubborn he is. 583 00:49:38,970 --> 00:49:42,960 I mean, once an idea gets in his head, no matter how bad it is 584 00:49:45,070 --> 00:49:47,160 This documentary, for instance. 585 00:49:48,430 --> 00:49:50,240 Hey, uh, where's Toph? 586 00:49:50,490 --> 00:49:54,310 Ah, he's probably out getting supplies for our big climb tomorrow. 587 00:49:54,930 --> 00:49:58,170 Because tomorrow, the Karrento Brothers Take on the Tower! 588 00:49:58,660 --> 00:50:00,640 The tower? What.. what tower? 589 00:50:01,810 --> 00:50:04,000 Duh! The Tower! 590 00:50:04,710 --> 00:50:08,100 Probably, like, the biggest source of uncollected spizz in like, 591 00:50:08,420 --> 00:50:09,510 probably, the world! 592 00:50:09,900 --> 00:50:13,110 and I was just reading that uh, where is it, 593 00:50:13,890 --> 00:50:18,910 Ah, here! That the giant spider saliva 594 00:50:19,330 --> 00:50:25,030 made the concrete unusually soft, um, which makes it easier to scale. 595 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,580 It's as much mine as it is yours! 596 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,190 But I guess you didn't burn it after all. 597 00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,070 Liar! [sniffle] 598 00:51:01,940 --> 00:51:03,650 Please. No. 599 00:51:06,690 --> 00:51:08,170 Please? No. 600 00:51:16,950 --> 00:51:22,520 You want to climb the tower. It's a good idea. 601 00:51:26,530 --> 00:51:27,820 Please? No. 602 00:51:30,210 --> 00:51:31,430 Please? No. 603 00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:35,870 The tower. The tower. 604 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:37,040 OK, so, um, so we're postponing the tower assault for a while. For ever. 605 00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,060 But, we've got an amazing climb for you today anyways. 606 00:52:40,290 --> 00:52:43,250 We've wanted to do this for, like, years. [offscreen] What stopped you? 607 00:52:44,210 --> 00:52:46,280 A nuclear power plant, for one. 608 00:52:47,150 --> 00:52:50,140 There was always some other goss deposit somewhere that was easier pickings. 609 00:52:51,190 --> 00:52:52,250 But not anymore. 610 00:52:52,490 --> 00:52:55,060 Once we get the Tower spizz we'll be able to retire. 611 00:52:56,020 --> 00:52:58,270 Yeah, just like Mom and Dad retired, right? 612 00:53:02,490 --> 00:53:05,300 See, our parents had this great tower assault plan too. 613 00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:10,760 It all figured out in that stupid book of theirs. You tell him that? 614 00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:18,450 But about half way up the wind picks up. 615 00:53:19,890 --> 00:53:23,550 The wind picks up, and there goes Mom, 616 00:53:23,890 --> 00:53:27,550 yanks Dad down with her. Early retirement. 617 00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:31,670 Can't account for the weather. Even Harry said you can't account for the weather. 618 00:53:31,900 --> 00:53:35,310 They laid in the rubble for two days before we were able to get anyone to help us move them. 619 00:53:35,570 --> 00:53:37,710 OK. OK. 620 00:53:49,140 --> 00:53:51,570 Look, I'm gonna need you to hold on to this really tight, OK? 621 00:53:55,450 --> 00:53:57,510 Maybe you're right. It's too dangerous. 622 00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:00,050 You don't know how to swim. This is it! 623 00:54:00,790 --> 00:54:04,960 OK, this is my own This is our only option. 624 00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:13,300 Look, just don't go near the edge, and hold on tight, OK. 625 00:54:17,260 --> 00:54:19,010 OK. Don't worry Toph, I've got you. 626 00:54:25,140 --> 00:54:28,120 You get to see the Karrento Brothers in action doing what we do best-- 627 00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:30,310 [rope snaps] Toph. 628 00:54:32,220 --> 00:54:35,130 Toph? Toph! 629 00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,980 Toph! Toph! 630 00:54:44,510 --> 00:54:48,030 He went over! Can't see anything! 631 00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:57,940 Toph! 632 00:55:01,990 --> 00:55:03,160 Toph! 633 00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:06,990 Toph where are you? Toph! 634 00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:10,830 Toph! Toph! 635 00:55:30,610 --> 00:55:34,680 So are you are you worried? Not too much. 636 00:55:36,220 --> 00:55:39,240 They're a nuisance class virus, but they're transferable. 637 00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:43,540 I've heard that out of world it's just like a bad cold. 638 00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:47,980 They're ready for you. [windows moving] 639 00:56:03,010 --> 00:56:04,210 [typing] [windows moving] 640 00:56:32,220 --> 00:56:36,230 Well, you're in the clear for the Doodleface executable 9. 641 00:56:36,940 --> 00:56:41,060 I'm more concerned about your risk of over-exposure here. 642 00:56:43,210 --> 00:56:46,010 I've been going in longer, it's just that I'm slow 643 00:56:46,250 --> 00:56:48,190 because I want to do a good job. 644 00:56:49,350 --> 00:56:53,180 Well, how many hours are you in-world before you start feeling dizzy? 645 00:56:55,300 --> 00:56:57,500 Seven or eight hours? 646 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,460 You are using the dampeners. 647 00:57:03,690 --> 00:57:05,570 Oh yeah. Of course. [windows moving] 648 00:57:11,130 --> 00:57:13,710 Because you are bleeding internally. 649 00:57:14,470 --> 00:57:18,660 Oh. It doesn't feel as bad as last time. 650 00:57:19,670 --> 00:57:22,430 Maybe the ones I have are running low on power? 651 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:55,230 So, how was that? I don't like that doctor. 652 00:57:56,470 --> 00:57:58,730 What did he give you there? What do you got there? 653 00:57:59,270 --> 00:58:02,380 You guys probably have better medicine. These are neuromagnets. 654 00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:08,970 Keeps your chi stable, prevents nausea, bloody noses. 655 00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:13,290 They're required for the job, but they're pricey. 656 00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:17,280 I used them when Mom was alive, but these days I just go magless. 657 00:58:17,660 --> 00:58:19,700 Isn't that dangerous? 658 00:58:57,330 --> 00:58:58,810 OK, I give you half. [cash register] 659 00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:12,330 [offscreen] So have you ever considered learning Mandarin, maybe getting a better job? 660 00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:17,820 My mom taught me a few words. She was taking Mandarin lessons. 661 00:59:19,230 --> 00:59:24,780 [offscreen] Did she plan to move to Asia? Mom? Mom wouldn't move around the block! 662 00:59:25,950 --> 00:59:29,570 She was hoping she would get a job at a call centre or as a telemarketer. 663 00:59:29,850 --> 00:59:34,240 A bit more money. She also liked it. 664 00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:40,080 [offscreen] You seem to have been pretty close to your mother. Is that true? 665 00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:56,480 [offscreen] When did she die? About a year go. 666 00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:00,250 [offscreen] How have things changed for you since then? 667 01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:05,200 Well, last two years I've been working at this job. 668 01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:11,490 In the beginning it was great. Say and act however I wanted. 669 01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:15,740 But then after mom died it's been kind of loney. 670 01:00:18,620 --> 01:00:24,100 It just feels like, like I'm in a tunnel that just goes on and on. 671 01:00:46,180 --> 01:00:47,390 Serina. 672 01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:01,250 Sorry, Tom, I haven't had my coffee yet. 673 01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:03,850 My Timbucks, I mean. [cash register] 674 01:01:27,590 --> 01:01:29,620 [typing] [windows moving] 675 01:01:45,030 --> 01:01:47,380 [shrill sound] Huh. That was fast. 676 01:02:02,670 --> 01:02:05,640 Hey, there, Serina isn't it? Yeah. 677 01:02:06,430 --> 01:02:09,210 Mr. Wilson's asked to see me, should I be worried? 678 01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:12,600 Oh. Um. Yeah. 679 01:02:12,890 --> 01:02:15,600 It isn't good. He's a busy man. 680 01:02:40,290 --> 01:02:43,540 [typing] Um, Mr. Wilson? Please have a seat. 681 01:02:47,730 --> 01:02:48,840 [windows moving] The new girl, right? 682 01:02:49,020 --> 01:02:51,350 I am, yes, and I'm really happy to be here. 683 01:02:51,740 --> 01:02:55,030 Not any more. I'm terminating your position as of today. Your 684 01:02:56,110 --> 01:02:58,420 productivity graph is as flat as a pancake. 685 01:02:59,230 --> 01:03:03,850 It's been two days, sir, I'm just ramping up. 686 01:03:04,260 --> 01:03:06,490 Getting the feel of the place. Tom's been showing me the ropes. 687 01:03:06,690 --> 01:03:09,120 Tom should be firing you now instead of me firing you right now. 688 01:03:09,660 --> 01:03:13,320 But he's told me he took you out for drinks the other night, and, it's a COI. 689 01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,860 You're totally right, my productivity has been really-- 690 01:03:17,060 --> 01:03:18,400 I know I'm right. 691 01:03:20,830 --> 01:03:22,280 Why are you still here? 692 01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:24,730 My mom's sick. 693 01:03:26,490 --> 01:03:30,675 And the truth is, I've been useless here days because 694 01:03:30,675 --> 01:03:32,906 I've been at Bayview-Crest all night [cash register]. 695 01:03:32,906 --> 01:03:36,986 I mean, they've got her on Phenupalsol, Quininalonsol, Rebuitin [cash register] 696 01:03:37,111 --> 01:03:38,231 They're all great painkillers, but they're not helping. 697 01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:42,960 And now you've just lost your job. 698 01:03:43,970 --> 01:03:48,310 Honey, it's sad story. It really is. 699 01:03:49,100 --> 01:03:52,770 But do we have to make it even more sad by calling security right now? 700 01:03:58,660 --> 01:04:00,260 Um... no. 701 01:04:13,550 --> 01:04:15,950 Are you upset? 702 01:04:16,420 --> 01:04:19,730 No, I'm trying to decide where I should go for my early lunch. 703 01:04:20,830 --> 01:04:23,130 He really wasn't very polite, was he? Really? 704 01:04:23,950 --> 01:04:25,390 I thought he was funny, actually. 705 01:04:26,060 --> 01:04:30,170 I mean, you gotta admire a guy who's still rocking the bodymods at his age. 706 01:04:30,490 --> 01:04:32,920 And he's smart too. Caught me early on. 707 01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:36,240 Way smarter than the clueless drones that work for him. 708 01:04:47,790 --> 01:04:51,000 So what do you do now? My people will get me 709 01:04:51,610 --> 01:04:54,530 a job somewhere else. They own half the temp agencies in the city. 710 01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:57,340 "Your people"? The Nigerian Spam Cartel? 711 01:04:59,130 --> 01:05:03,410 Yeah, They're my spam brokers. They handle shit like that for me. 712 01:05:04,220 --> 01:05:09,450 You ever see yourself getting out of this line of work? Trying to go legit? 713 01:05:09,580 --> 01:05:13,610 Fuck no. This is way more interesting than an office job. 714 01:05:13,990 --> 01:05:15,040 Pays better too. 715 01:05:15,810 --> 01:05:19,130 I mean, maybe I could see myself doing what Wilson does. But... 716 01:05:20,980 --> 01:05:23,180 they'd never give me the... 717 01:05:23,380 --> 01:05:25,600 Give you what? They're never going to let you get up in this, are they? 718 01:05:29,930 --> 01:05:31,340 It's all just a game. 719 01:05:31,910 --> 01:05:33,690 It's a bullshit fixed game. 720 01:05:33,780 --> 01:05:37,830 And I'd rather be a player than be played. 721 01:05:37,980 --> 01:05:39,220 You believe that? 722 01:05:42,070 --> 01:05:43,930 What fucking difference does it make? 723 01:06:00,790 --> 01:06:07,655 Amazing. Just amazing. They have such resilience and spirit. 724 01:06:08,070 --> 01:06:11,412 It's true. We can really learn a lot from these people. 725 01:06:10,990 --> 01:06:13,230 They're so different from each other as well. 726 01:06:14,250 --> 01:06:18,780 Now that we've gotten a glimpse into these lives, I know I'm not 727 01:06:19,549 --> 01:06:21,782 alone in wanting to know where are they now? 728 01:06:21,782 --> 01:06:26,572 Especially Anton, with the horrible accident with his brother. 729 01:06:26,597 --> 01:06:31,172 Ah, before we get to that, there is one last piece of footage I'd like to show. 730 01:06:30,300 --> 01:06:31,970 No. No more delays. 731 01:06:32,170 --> 01:06:36,240 Right after the interviews with them, we thought we should get them together 732 01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:42,146 to meet each other. Since they were in a similar situation, we thought that maybe together they could 733 01:06:42,146 --> 01:06:46,423 come up with some ideas on how to achieve something better with their lives. 734 01:06:46,423 --> 01:06:48,348 OK, this sounds interesting. 735 01:06:48,348 --> 01:06:49,668 I'm glad you approve. Proceed! 736 01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:55,240 Yeah, honestly, who doesn't grow up wanting to make robots! 737 01:06:55,900 --> 01:06:58,520 When we used to go out looking for bike parts sometimes we'd find robot 738 01:06:58,910 --> 01:07:03,298 parts and my brother Toph said one day we'd have enough for a whole robot. But... 739 01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:07,915 But, how can you guys be on this show? 740 01:07:07,915 --> 01:07:11,225 Well, OK, it's pretty stressful, and repetitive. 741 01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:17,309 And, it's not really making robots, more just assembling someone else's robots. 742 01:07:18,730 --> 01:07:20,160 What do you do? 743 01:07:20,580 --> 01:07:22,390 Freelance promotions. 744 01:07:22,790 --> 01:07:26,898 As in get a lot of work from Nigeria freelance? 745 01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:31,280 [phone beep] Listen Ronald, Mom's really sick. 746 01:07:31,530 --> 01:07:34,125 I don't think any night this week will work out. 747 01:07:35,129 --> 01:07:37,186 I'll be at BayviewCrest [cash register] more often than I'll be home. 748 01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:39,520 Do you think you could talk to your "clients" somewhere else? 749 01:07:42,350 --> 01:07:44,410 That's too bad about her Mom. 750 01:07:47,410 --> 01:07:49,060 You mentioned your contract is up? 751 01:07:49,830 --> 01:07:53,280 Yeah, the metatagging's next, but you need a history degree for that. 752 01:07:53,870 --> 01:07:56,321 I'm going to have to find something else. 753 01:07:56,321 --> 01:07:58,368 Still, it's cool that you got to check it out... 754 01:07:58,368 --> 01:08:01,758 Yeah. It was great. ...before anything's censored or privatized, eh? 755 01:08:02,980 --> 01:08:06,160 Entirely uncut. Like, after I'm done 756 01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:09,150 they're gonna bring in a new wave of people to privatize the sensitive data. 757 01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:11,340 Like, the boobies? 758 01:08:11,820 --> 01:08:13,450 Yeah, yeah, some of that. 759 01:08:13,650 --> 01:08:18,730 But more they're concerned with financial data and, like, passwords and stuff. 760 01:08:19,050 --> 01:08:23,380 When they originally launched service there was a lot of fraud on the mainland. 761 01:08:23,580 --> 01:08:26,931 This one time me and Toph were working on this bridge, right? 762 01:08:26,931 --> 01:08:29,782 And we could totally see these ladies sunbathing in the nude! 763 01:08:29,807 --> 01:08:31,579 We could fully see their... 764 01:08:31,580 --> 01:08:36,856 Oh boy, oh boy. That a first for you, homespun? 765 01:08:37,350 --> 01:08:40,050 No. It's like, the hundredth. 766 01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:41,910 Leave him alone. 767 01:08:43,470 --> 01:08:46,867 This gig doesn't pay enough to ignore dumbassery. 768 01:08:46,867 --> 01:08:48,687 She's getting paid?! 769 01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:56,140 Anyway, so, are there like a million security protocols with your job? 770 01:08:56,460 --> 01:08:59,930 I mean, we've had jobs working on designs for bots 771 01:09:00,130 --> 01:09:02,910 that have required blood samples, DNA scrambling, the whole nine. 772 01:09:03,110 --> 01:09:07,140 They usually locked it down pretty tight, especially for non-mainlanders. 773 01:09:07,980 --> 01:09:11,360 But, uh, like, long story short, I have higher access. 774 01:09:13,020 --> 01:09:14,800 So, what is it, now you can change the past? 775 01:09:16,550 --> 01:09:18,190 Like, like, not like that. 776 01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:24,010 I can sign in multiple operators, um, do unlimited time jumps... 777 01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:30,604 No kidding. So, did you go back and watch your prom, or something? 778 01:09:30,604 --> 01:09:34,814 Not really, like, I'm more interested in the history aspect of it 779 01:09:35,620 --> 01:09:37,320 than like, my personal life, 780 01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:41,980 I try not to think about that kind of stuff. 781 01:09:42,730 --> 01:09:46,350 There must be something you want to see while you still have free access? 782 01:09:46,810 --> 01:09:48,190 I would love to.... 783 01:09:49,410 --> 01:09:52,060 Gary and I have this long-standing-- 784 01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:55,990 well, it's not an argument, really, it's just -- Oh boy. 785 01:09:57,210 --> 01:10:02,510 We met at this party and he says 786 01:10:02,710 --> 01:10:05,680 I talked to him first, and I'm like, no, you came up to me! 787 01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:08,550 No no no. She hit on me first. Believe it or not... 788 01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:15,120 Well, I don't suppose you could... do anything? 789 01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:21,113 Like, I've been spending a lot of time doing long shifts lately 790 01:10:21,113 --> 01:10:23,973 and the doctors are saying I have to cut down my in-world time. 791 01:10:25,140 --> 01:10:27,593 Yeah, OK, but no, we wouldn't want to, you know, 792 01:10:27,593 --> 01:10:30,181 endanger your health or anything. It's just an idea. 793 01:10:31,090 --> 01:10:32,760 I've, like, 794 01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:37,160 I could have enough beer in my system that it'll probably minimize the effects. 795 01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:41,200 I feel strange about it. We hardly know each other. 796 01:10:41,410 --> 01:10:44,759 No, you guys deserve to see the first time you met. 797 01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:47,400 Why should only rich people get access? 798 01:10:47,940 --> 01:10:49,070 Man's got a point. 799 01:10:53,270 --> 01:10:54,490 Can I come too? 800 01:10:54,750 --> 01:10:55,630 Sure! 801 01:10:56,170 --> 01:10:57,850 Well, shall we? 802 01:11:04,940 --> 01:11:07,520 Hey, we're going back in time. Do you wanna come? 803 01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:11,553 Sure. I'm getting paid by the hour. 804 01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:21,450 You should be able to call up the chronometer on your overlay. 805 01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:30,170 Well, not to be rude or anything, but I think we'll make 806 01:11:31,030 --> 01:11:33,733 the most of the time we have here. Yeah, thanks very much, Oscar. 807 01:11:46,940 --> 01:11:48,250 Well, uh, nice to have met you all. 808 01:11:55,530 --> 01:11:56,450 Whoa! 809 01:12:00,300 --> 01:12:02,400 They like, totally disappeared. 810 01:12:02,750 --> 01:12:06,616 Neat, huh? Man, they left in a hurry. 811 01:12:06,900 --> 01:12:08,590 They wanted to check out their first date. 812 01:12:08,790 --> 01:12:12,380 Oh, you think they're gonna watch themselves, you know, do it? 813 01:12:13,390 --> 01:12:16,470 Probably not on the first date. It'll be more romantic stuff. 814 01:12:17,440 --> 01:12:19,850 At least, that's how a lot of people on the mainland use it anyway. 815 01:12:20,500 --> 01:12:22,260 Check out the moments they want to relive. 816 01:12:22,460 --> 01:12:26,260 Or the ones they totally regret. To see if they could have done it differently. 817 01:12:26,900 --> 01:12:28,130 That's true. 818 01:12:32,180 --> 01:12:36,856 Hey guys, I'm gonna take off. There's something I've gotta check out, OK? 819 01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:49,435 Guess he realized there were naked ladies to peep on. 820 01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:59,180 Hey Toph, you getting hungry man? 821 01:12:59,380 --> 01:13:03,010 Yeah, we'll eat after this. I been thinking about those sandwiches all day man. 822 01:13:04,052 --> 01:13:05,832 Oh my god. Babe alert! What? 823 01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:09,810 Anton, you're not going to believe this. What is it? Is it spizz? 824 01:13:10,140 --> 01:13:13,580 No, there's a couple of ladies sunbathing on that roof over there. 825 01:13:13,780 --> 01:13:16,620 What, ladies? Are they, are they pretty? 826 01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:21,020 Yeah. They're not wearing any clothes, man! 827 01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:24,450 No! Yeah, come up here. 828 01:13:24,650 --> 01:13:26,590 I don't know. Anton, come on. What's wrong? 829 01:13:28,140 --> 01:13:30,190 Are you blushing? No! 830 01:13:30,390 --> 01:13:33,560 Oh, man! Alright. 831 01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:39,090 There's not really naked ladies over there, right? 832 01:13:39,290 --> 01:13:42,410 No man, I was just joking. I knew it. 833 01:13:42,410 --> 01:13:44,315 Let's go eat those sandwiches. 834 01:13:55,250 --> 01:13:57,260 I knew it! Boobies! 835 01:13:57,700 --> 01:14:01,596 Four of them! He wasn't joking, there are boobies. 836 01:14:01,690 --> 01:14:03,900 Look! One, two, three, four boobies! 837 01:14:07,470 --> 01:14:10,393 It looks so different with all these people. 838 01:14:11,060 --> 01:14:13,790 And all these units are occupied. Nothing's boarded up. 839 01:14:14,820 --> 01:14:17,067 Reminds me of a Bollywood movie. 840 01:14:18,510 --> 01:14:19,730 What are you looking at? 841 01:14:20,830 --> 01:14:23,340 I forgot I had pixelated this store already. 842 01:14:23,820 --> 01:14:26,270 There was a toy I got when I was a kid here. 843 01:14:27,900 --> 01:14:31,450 I'm trying to remember when I got it. I think it was for my seventh birthday. 844 01:14:31,770 --> 01:14:35,020 Well, couldn't you just watch your seventh birthday and see it? 845 01:14:36,540 --> 01:14:38,790 I guess so. But we were in the suburbs then. 846 01:14:40,510 --> 01:14:41,520 Hmm. Fancy. 847 01:14:42,310 --> 01:14:45,630 No, this was before de-amalgamation, 848 01:14:46,110 --> 01:14:47,860 years before the checkpoints. 849 01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:50,690 Still, I'd be into seeing it. 850 01:14:50,890 --> 01:14:53,720 I mean, I've only seen, soap operas and stuff like that set there. 851 01:14:54,950 --> 01:14:56,740 It'll be a long walk. 852 01:15:01,620 --> 01:15:04,259 Wow, this, uh, this doesn't look like Bloor at all. 853 01:15:04,350 --> 01:15:07,503 It's not. Yeah, OK, but wasn't the party 854 01:15:07,513 --> 01:15:11,250 that we met at off Bloor? We're not going to the party. 855 01:15:11,450 --> 01:15:13,370 We're not? OK, so then you're willing to admit you hit on me? 856 01:15:13,570 --> 01:15:18,272 Listen. So this stupid documentary thing was supposed to be good 857 01:15:18,295 --> 01:15:20,801 publicity to get us closer to RobotiCon, right? Yeah. 858 01:15:20,812 --> 01:15:25,490 But actually, we've lost money. We got our first defective in, what? Six batches? 859 01:15:25,723 --> 01:15:27,983 Yeah but... I'm not trying to point fingers. 860 01:15:28,260 --> 01:15:31,700 I'm just saying, when I heard that that spammer got paid to do it and we lost money? 861 01:15:32,290 --> 01:15:36,360 I think we need to take advantage of the situation here to be fair to us -- 862 01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:38,861 Right. -- 'cause I can't take more than five years. 863 01:15:38,862 --> 01:15:41,540 We gotta get back to where we were before we started this. 864 01:15:41,940 --> 01:15:44,000 To get us back on the right track. 865 01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:46,855 Right, 'cause your plan is good. It is. 866 01:15:46,856 --> 01:15:49,850 Now I have a plan to get us back to your plan. 867 01:16:39,100 --> 01:16:40,560 This is the street. 868 01:16:42,810 --> 01:16:45,850 You know, I think it's so great the way you 869 01:16:46,890 --> 01:16:50,780 visit your mom so often. I tried to visit my mom every night, 870 01:16:51,050 --> 01:16:53,090 but sometimes I missed visiting hours. 871 01:16:55,050 --> 01:16:56,980 I couldn't finish work fast enough. 872 01:16:57,941 --> 01:16:59,158 I'm slow. 873 01:16:59,423 --> 01:17:02,971 Yeah, um, that stuff about my mom... 874 01:17:03,021 --> 01:17:04,821 Oh, I think you're bleeding. 875 01:17:05,361 --> 01:17:08,589 Here, have a GentleTissue. [cash register] 876 01:17:08,682 --> 01:17:13,705 Oh man, you make so little there's no point spamming you, is there? 877 01:17:17,007 --> 01:17:19,720 OK, now you don't have to get that close. You don't want to lose him. Right. 878 01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:24,086 You, know, I can totally tell you've never tailed anyone before. 879 01:17:24,176 --> 01:17:28,536 Tailed anyone? OK, Mr. Private Eye. 880 01:17:33,110 --> 01:17:37,284 I know this is kind of personal but the documentary guy... 881 01:17:38,990 --> 01:17:43,742 he always asked me about my mom, and you've been through it too. 882 01:17:44,130 --> 01:17:48,740 You know what it's like. You know when you can tell someone's a good person? 883 01:17:48,940 --> 01:17:52,900 How? No, I mean... 884 01:17:53,590 --> 01:17:56,792 This is it. That's my house. 885 01:17:57,246 --> 01:17:59,705 Hmm. It's kind of puny. 886 01:18:03,180 --> 01:18:04,420 That's funny. 887 01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:06,840 It's a lot bigger than I remember. 888 01:18:07,860 --> 01:18:10,300 I'm gonna go check out that house down the block. 889 01:18:11,234 --> 01:18:13,250 The big one? It's more my style. 890 01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:15,230 OK. 891 01:18:39,303 --> 01:18:41,525 I'm ready for my surprise! 892 01:19:24,070 --> 01:19:25,400 It's the bridge. 893 01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:28,850 C'mon! 894 01:20:02,050 --> 01:20:04,070 Don't do it Toph. Don't... 895 01:20:11,410 --> 01:20:12,230 Don't do it. 896 01:20:36,150 --> 01:20:37,100 I knew it! 897 01:20:37,540 --> 01:20:39,250 Toph, I knew you'd never slip! 898 01:20:40,550 --> 01:20:41,820 You're alive! 899 01:20:51,550 --> 01:20:52,970 You're alive? 900 01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:04,570 Man, this place is so big. 901 01:22:29,050 --> 01:22:31,360 Too big for one person on their own. 902 01:23:06,440 --> 01:23:08,830 I wasn't crying. I -- OK. 903 01:23:10,810 --> 01:23:13,570 I've been in here too long. We've got to get you some help. 904 01:23:13,870 --> 01:23:15,100 Can you stand? Yeah... 905 01:23:31,120 --> 01:23:33,240 Is this where a rich person would live? 906 01:23:33,440 --> 01:23:37,380 His ATM balance is OK by our standards but not like I-live-in-a-mansion rich. 907 01:23:37,590 --> 01:23:38,610 Messages. 908 01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:40,920 [beep] "Hey Dad, it's Sherry..." Aw, he's got kids. 909 01:23:41,120 --> 01:23:44,080 "Just wanted to let you know, I talked to Mom, and she was saying--" 910 01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:47,300 Delete all. See? He's a bastard. 911 01:23:47,500 --> 01:23:51,140 Sherry'll never see a dime. Check it out! Look at the keyboard. 912 01:23:51,340 --> 01:23:53,850 It's a qwerty. Those things were so gross. 913 01:23:54,130 --> 01:23:58,600 Remember that ad where all the germs and shit was crawling out of the keyboard? 914 01:23:58,800 --> 01:24:01,530 Yeah, but if he's going to log in to his bank it'll be easy to see him do it. 915 01:24:02,620 --> 01:24:05,120 Alright, well, now we wait. 916 01:24:05,320 --> 01:24:07,590 No, now we fast-forward. 917 01:24:07,910 --> 01:24:11,210 Wait a sec. Does that look like bank info to you? 918 01:24:13,650 --> 01:24:14,880 Still good. 919 01:24:15,170 --> 01:24:17,360 Let's see how much liquid assets he has. 920 01:24:20,110 --> 01:24:21,820 Oh shit! Oh shit what? 921 01:24:22,680 --> 01:24:25,611 Looks like we're out of the diaper changing business, Gary. 922 01:24:28,250 --> 01:24:30,750 OK, OK. 923 01:24:31,040 --> 01:24:33,010 I get it. You're teasing us. 924 01:24:34,380 --> 01:24:35,430 I'm not going to get mad. 925 01:24:35,630 --> 01:24:38,300 But what happened? I wasn't able to get a follow-up with Gary and Karen. 926 01:24:38,760 --> 01:24:42,300 So instead I decided to come up with something different. 927 01:24:45,160 --> 01:24:47,070 Hi Karen. Welcome! 928 01:24:47,360 --> 01:24:49,340 Thanks for having me on. Have a seat! 929 01:24:54,920 --> 01:24:58,460 So. When last we saw you and Clyde -- I mean Gary -- 930 01:24:59,200 --> 01:25:02,030 you had just broken into a rich man's bank account. 931 01:25:03,240 --> 01:25:06,740 What happened next, Bonnie -- I mean, Karen? 932 01:25:07,610 --> 01:25:11,080 Well, we were pretty excited, as you saw. 933 01:25:11,820 --> 01:25:15,683 And so we logged out and went home, and started talking about which 934 01:25:15,683 --> 01:25:19,443 conferences we'd be go to first, and how we'd be eating at the 935 01:25:19,443 --> 01:25:22,530 moving restaurant in Hanoi, you know the one? 936 01:25:22,730 --> 01:25:25,950 Oh yes, we featured it on our Vietnam show. 937 01:25:26,578 --> 01:25:30,848 I never thought I'd like predatarian food, but, yum. 938 01:25:30,873 --> 01:25:34,830 I saw that one. I love Window on the World, by the way. 939 01:25:34,830 --> 01:25:38,260 It's such a thrill to be here. Are any of the other people here? 940 01:25:39,060 --> 01:25:42,040 I felt so bad when I saw that last bit about Oscar. 941 01:25:42,460 --> 01:25:45,090 And Anton. The poor boy. 942 01:25:45,290 --> 01:25:48,350 Would you like to see what happened to him? We did a follow up. 943 01:25:49,340 --> 01:25:50,140 Yeah. 944 01:25:50,880 --> 01:25:52,540 OK, let's see it. 945 01:25:58,920 --> 01:26:01,040 That's not bad. What's the rate? 946 01:26:01,910 --> 01:26:04,660 538. Same as it always is. Doesn't change, you know. 947 01:26:05,820 --> 01:26:06,860 Yeah, I guess I was down to my last 948 01:26:07,290 --> 01:26:10,460 bottle of water when I came down to 949 01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:13,922 Harry's. He said I could run the counter, and since I pretty much 950 01:26:13,922 --> 01:26:16,605 know everything there is to know about the biz, it worked out. 951 01:26:16,605 --> 01:26:23,394 Did you ever confront your brother Toph -- I'd really rather not talk about him. 952 01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:27,350 No, you know what, I will talk about him. 953 01:26:27,550 --> 01:26:31,560 Who cares what he thinks. You know, my so-called brother Christopher came by a few weeks ago 954 01:26:31,760 --> 01:26:35,810 after your show aired. He claimed he'd only done it to scare me away from the Tower. 955 01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:40,150 He's working as a farmer now. A shit-heel farmer! 956 01:26:41,500 --> 01:26:46,555 He brought by a bunch of fruits and vegetables. 957 01:26:46,555 --> 01:26:49,175 As if I'd take his bribe. [crunching sound] 958 01:26:49,310 --> 01:26:53,465 What did you do with them? Whattaya think? I traded them for explosives. 959 01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:58,768 So you know how my stupid brother's always going on about how 960 01:26:58,768 --> 01:27:01,520 dangerous it was to climb the tower? 961 01:27:01,520 --> 01:27:06,107 Well, I figured. If we can't go to the tower, we'll bring the tower to us. 962 01:27:06,107 --> 01:27:09,963 See, by my projections, this [explosion sound] 963 01:27:09,963 --> 01:27:13,013 should bring the sweet, sweet spizz just like a few blocks from here. 964 01:27:13,850 --> 01:27:15,600 You're planning to blow it up? 965 01:27:16,310 --> 01:27:18,750 Don't worry, we'll let you know so you can film it. 966 01:27:19,740 --> 01:27:21,400 But isn't that illegal? 967 01:27:22,010 --> 01:27:24,450 Maybe in Sri Lanka, or wherever it is you're from, but this... 968 01:27:25,010 --> 01:27:32,132 is the wild wild west! [gunshots] 969 01:27:38,150 --> 01:27:42,426 OK. First thing. Explosives? 970 01:27:42,426 --> 01:27:47,458 We checked that. Basically, it was just clay. Harmless. 971 01:27:47,730 --> 01:27:51,130 Oh. Phew! I'd hate for any more of our 972 01:27:51,130 --> 01:27:53,184 subjects to have turned to a life of crime! 973 01:27:53,184 --> 01:27:55,647 I'd feel like we had something to do with it. 974 01:27:55,750 --> 01:27:56,820 No offence, dear. 975 01:27:57,470 --> 01:27:59,560 And I guess you didn't end up being charged. 976 01:28:00,150 --> 01:28:03,680 Oh no, we were. The charge was attempted e-fraud, second degree. 977 01:28:06,040 --> 01:28:09,450 I guess you got yourself a great lawyer, though. If you're here. 978 01:28:09,650 --> 01:28:14,956 Well, because of the damning in-world recordings, we were 979 01:28:14,956 --> 01:28:18,304 advised to plead guilty. We were sentenced to five to ten years in 980 01:28:18,304 --> 01:28:21,161 Kingston Penitentiary, which is where I am now. 981 01:28:22,480 --> 01:28:25,590 Um, I'm confused. How can you be there and... 982 01:28:26,200 --> 01:28:29,160 Well, thanks to some very generous sponsorship from Yomoto Industries, 983 01:28:29,890 --> 01:28:33,550 I was able upload schematics and have them manufacture a proxy of 984 01:28:33,750 --> 01:28:36,260 myself to appear on the show. [click] [whirr] [click] 985 01:28:40,370 --> 01:28:41,770 That's just marvelous! 986 01:28:41,970 --> 01:28:47,260 Phenomenal craftsmanship. I'm sure you have a very bright future ahead of you. 987 01:28:47,950 --> 01:28:50,360 Once you get out of jail. 988 01:28:51,980 --> 01:28:56,330 If not in battlebots, obviously you can do some amazing proxybots. 989 01:28:56,530 --> 01:29:01,050 No no no no. No more made-to-order bullshit for me. I'll be sticking to battlebots. 990 01:29:02,080 --> 01:29:05,380 Ok, well... Probably stealth battlebots like this one. 991 01:29:05,580 --> 01:29:09,170 Like this? I, I've never heard of a stealth battlebot. 992 01:29:09,370 --> 01:29:12,740 It's my own line. It's the "Prepare To Be Annihilated" brand. 993 01:29:13,360 --> 01:29:15,640 Of course, I couldn't build in any overt weaponry 994 01:29:15,840 --> 01:29:20,030 but I've overclocked my core for enhanced speed and wired myself up a decent Death Touch. 995 01:29:20,230 --> 01:29:23,000 Oh my God. My God. 996 01:29:28,350 --> 01:29:30,840 Please don't kill us. 997 01:29:31,350 --> 01:29:34,890 No, no, no. This was just a product demo. I hope you don't mind. 998 01:29:35,250 --> 01:29:37,580 I really do appreciate the opportunity. 999 01:29:39,370 --> 01:29:45,130 Well then, in that case, let's run the... last clip of... 1000 01:29:46,350 --> 01:29:48,410 Serina and... Anyways, if we're done here, 1001 01:29:48,750 --> 01:29:52,160 I'm going to kill your cameraman. Just to create a bit of buzz for my new line. 1002 01:29:53,720 --> 01:29:55,420 [zap] Oh Jeez! Oh my God! 1003 01:29:55,670 --> 01:29:58,830 Karen! Cut the camera! Karen! Karen! [sob] 1004 01:30:03,990 --> 01:30:06,540 343. 1005 01:30:08,410 --> 01:30:10,270 I suppose it was a risky thing to do. 1006 01:30:12,690 --> 01:30:14,660 She would say it's a stupid thing to do. 1007 01:30:20,550 --> 01:30:22,540 But I can't say I totally regret it, though. 1008 01:30:29,020 --> 01:30:34,529 So, with all that stuff, I mean you probably wouldn't do it again, would you? 1009 01:30:36,150 --> 01:30:38,930 No, like, I mean, when I originally agreed to do this 1010 01:30:39,430 --> 01:30:41,640 I guess I just needed to connect with people. 1011 01:30:42,270 --> 01:30:45,560 Then, all that stuff happened, and I think they were going to fire me. 1012 01:30:46,110 --> 01:30:48,850 Did they actually find out that you'd let people in-world? 1013 01:30:50,200 --> 01:30:53,390 Kind of, but then Serina's people got in touch with them. 1014 01:30:56,910 --> 01:30:57,690 Thanks. 1015 01:31:00,190 --> 01:31:02,710 Yeah. Class action labour suit changed their tune. 1016 01:31:03,800 --> 01:31:08,140 Yeah, they actually moved me from a sub-sub-contract to a sub-contract. 1017 01:31:08,520 --> 01:31:11,150 Shorter hours, better pay. 1018 01:31:11,350 --> 01:31:16,660 Much better pay. It's worth talking to him now. Damn, this Yummer's is so creamy. 1019 01:31:18,990 --> 01:31:23,615 I'm serious. If I need to go out for groceries, I'll just talk to him 1020 01:31:23,615 --> 01:31:25,915 about some mutual fund packages or something. 1021 01:31:25,940 --> 01:31:27,940 She does! It's usually pretty informative, too. 1022 01:31:28,740 --> 01:31:30,900 And does that bother you? 1023 01:31:31,100 --> 01:31:34,240 No, no. Like, I'm used to looking at brands and logos all day anyway, so... 1024 01:31:37,940 --> 01:31:40,030 though I suddenly have a craving for that Yummer's myself. 1025 01:31:46,360 --> 01:31:50,508 I'm a little confused. Did you invite him to move in here with you? 1026 01:31:54,620 --> 01:31:57,280 Um, well, he still gets dizzy spells occasionally 1027 01:31:58,660 --> 01:32:00,910 so it's good to have someone else around. 1028 01:32:03,280 --> 01:32:07,170 Besides, his place was a total dump. I hated staying over there. 1029 01:32:07,960 --> 01:32:10,660 Not that I was, like, staying over there, every night or anything, 1030 01:32:12,930 --> 01:32:20,933 So you seem like sort of an unlikely couple. Were you just tired of being alone? 1031 01:32:24,040 --> 01:32:25,760 I think we're done here.